Tuesday, June 26, 2007

Congratulations! Mr. Peres

In my name and in the name of all my freedom fighters, I would like to congratulate all the very wise members of the Israeli Knesset for their momentous decision in choosing the great visionary of the Oslo Peace Accords, Israel’s elderly statesmen, and my personal partner in peace, the eminent Simon Peres, as the new President of Israel.
I am sure we can count on him to make a secure and lasting peace between Fattah and Hamas. You certainly could not have made a wiser choice.

Your good old dear friend Yassir Arafat who awaits your imminent arrival
P.S. Please bring along a fire extinguisher; it’s very hot here.

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