S’dom Council of Human Rights

In S’dom, human rights were protected by the constitution. Therefore, when a guest would check in to a local hotel, he was given a comfortable bed and both his hands and feet were tied. The people of S’dom each exercised their rights to pull him in different directions in order that he fit the size of the bed.

Today’s United Nations Commission on Human Rights fares no better. The only rights they seem to be concerned with are the rights of killers and terrorists who blow up innocent women and children. They keep pouring more and more “humanitarian” aid money into the pockets of their “moderate” leaders who spend it on buying more suicide belts, Kassam rockets, and to line their own pockets and bank accounts.

Millions of people suffer under brutal dictatorships in all parts of the world and the Council of Human Rights shuts its eyes. Only when Israel targets a well-known terrorist, does it cry out and claim that his human rights were violated.

Targeted killings of terrorists are forbidden and their leaders are rewarded with the Nobel Peace Prize for their “cooperation.” Peace treaties are ignored before the ink is dry, and the only time a cease-fire is called is when Israel begins to take a protective offensive. Ahmadinejad can continue his threats of annihilation and is even given a podium at the UN.

Israel is pressured into giving up more land in exchange for more Kassam rockets being fired into its cities and towns, and to give the Palestinians a state all their own so that they can build their weapons whose aim is to chas v’shalom destroy Israel without any interference.

The blind mice running the Israeli government are too busy dogging the ever-increasing investigations into their own improprieties to respond to the Kassams hitting their cities.

Fortunately, we have a Merciful G-d in Heaven who has filled our enemies with hatred for one another, and are doing the job that we have failed to do. We wish them both great success in annihilating one another.

One highly doubts that the S’dom Commission on Human Rights is going to protest.